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“I’M FART AND I’M SMUNNY AND I’M A PRIZE.”
– Leslie Knope

“You have to get to know her.” said Arthur.
“She eases up does she?”
“No,” said Arthur, “but you get a better sense of when to duck.”
– Douglas Adams /Mostly Harmless/

“Oh, when she’s angry, she is keen and shrewd!
She was a vixen when she went to school.
And though she be but little, she is fierce.”
– A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act 3, Scene 2

“I don’t mind if you don’t like my manners. I don’t like them myself, they’re pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings.”
– P.Marlowe, P.I., /The Big Sleep/

“That smugness of yours is really attractive.”
“Well, it was that or get my hair high-lighted, and the smugness is easier to maintain.”
– G.House, M.D.

“Heaven produces myriads of things to nourish man;
Man never does one good to recompense Heaven.
Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!”
– Epitaph of the Ancestress [Bridge of Birds, B. Hughart]

“If I’d been a ranch they’d have had to call me the Bar-Nothing.”
– /Gilda/

“People said things like ‘we had to make our own amusements in those days’ as if this signalled some kind of moral worth, and perhaps it did, but the last thing you wanted a witch to do was get bored and start making her own amusements, because witches sometimes had famously erratic ideas about what was amusing.”
— Terry Pratchett

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